Seth RogEn

If I was them I wouldn't worry too much about his weed intake.  Who ever wrote this was obviously toking as well, seeing that they shit the bed and misspelled his last name.

We lived!

What would Kirk Cameron Do?

It is an exciting time crowd.  Kirk Cameron just proved that Darwin was wrong so you can count on two scoops of Jesus with your heaven flakes.  

Ok, Kirk, no amount of argument could dispute those kind of facts but will Jesus ever forgive you for this outfit?

He'd write a book!

Kirk Cameron: Still Growing

Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

You're looking at exactly what you think you're looking at.  A pants less Seth Rogen caring a passed out James Franco from a burning building.  What is this?  This is Pineapple Express. The next big thing to come from the Apatow vault of comedy gold.  And in my opinion, movie of the year.

Opening August 8, 2008, the Apatow guided duo, writers Seth Rogen and Even Goldberg, took on a new task, tackling the first action comedy to come out of the amazingly great Apatow Universe.  With ads that feature extremely stoned stars Seth Rogen and James Franco, Pineapple could and very well be the best thing to hit theaters this year.  I'm well aware of The Dark Knight and agree that it is top notch. But wasn't that expected?  Pineapple is just another scoop from the Apatow bowl of comedy and with out a doubt is going to blow people away.  If it doesn't then you can go see that crappy Star Wars animation bullshit.  Fuck you George Lucas for fucking up everything.  Pineapple Express, August 8th, check it out and TiVo the Olympics.

-- Steven M. Sims

Pineapple Express Trailer

Cheeto doing his thing?

JT found this a few months back while researching Cheetos commercial contest competition. It's youtube gold as well as Diz's request for tonight's July '83 Birthday Extravaganza.

(We promise to continue to post this for your enjoyment)

Set it...and Forget it!

For those of you that use Facebook, one of the world's premiere social networking institutions, we have good news.  The new Phalco Films fan page is up and running.  Here is the link...

Phalco Films Facebook Fan Page

For those of you that use original Nintendo, one of the world's premiere video game consoles, we have good news.  I am parting ways with a slightly used version of the now legendary Contra video game.  For purchasing info contact me on the new Phalco Films Facebook Fan Page!  Find the link above.

ALF NEWS ALERT!!!

It seems that after a long night of shuffling his blocks around George W. Bush has finally got a 5 letter word score in scrabble!

Eye witnesses described the event as, "about time."

Correction...

After consulting a dictionary it turns out D-A-S-P-A isn't a word.  Bush lost his double word score and his pride.  Now back to Frasier already in progress. 

A Formal Introduction aka Don't Touch My Pancakes

Hello, Blog!

My name is Jeremy Tague and I am a scientist.  I am also a writer, musician, artist, film maker, athlete, comedian, and all around solid dude.  So don't eat my pancakes!  If you do I'll write it down, put a lab coat on, make a song about you being a dick, and film a video for that song where you have big stupid ass teeth.  Then I'm gonna shot put that video into your chest and draw a picture of the precise moment it hits you and you drop your ice cream.  Yes, you have ice cream.  Then I'm gonna tell the whole story to an audience and they will all think you are King Asshole.  At that point if you are sufficiently sorry I will apologize and we can grab a beer and, you know, just chill.   

Love,

Jeremy "seriously, I got dibs on those cakes" Tague 

and Llama Jesus!

Via Audio - Presents

Oh what an internet fool I am! I'm so full of myself when it comes to surfing that I log on specifically to see what people have sent to me. Other than that I don't stray too far from the coup.



Anyway, my friend Abhay directed this video for the band Via Audio several several months ago, and I'm embarrassed to say I've just seen it now for the first time. I'm not embarrassed to tell you to watch it and send it to everyone you know, because sometimes we get big heads and don't see the things we need to see.

Phalco Films, The Boil, LA, Summer, 2008.

So it was just another weekend here in sunny southern California. The tourist flooded the streets with confusion and excitement and the clear sky shined bright with the rays of a hell-like sunshine. I spent the afternoon sipping PBR's, tying up loose DJH producing ends and assisting Diz with the final DVD edit which will soon be en route to film festivals, friends, family and inspirations. It has sure been an exciting eighteen months out here on the west coast. The Roach and I have come a long way from our Moon, PA hay days and I'm pretty sure that the three year younger versions of ourselves would be proud to know where we have gone and what we have done.

Last night acted as a nice benchmark on where we are and what has happened since our arrival back in early 2007. The sights and sounds of a ridiculously insane Wolf Parade entertained the starry-eyed foursome of myself, Mike Roach, Dylan Stern and Jeremy Tague and the future of Phalco was seen.  Making films with these guys is one thing.  But making entertainment that has the potential to change the world is what we are going to do.  The summer of 2008 is the start of a whole in era.   An era that welcomes new faces, new visions and an blog that puts the sex back into sexy.

Welcome to The Boil, the official blog of Phalco Films.

-- Steven M. Sims

 

Wolf Parade @ The Henry Fonda [7.19.08]

George Bush: I fucked up?

It's been a difficult time.  But we still have freedom!

Monday Goodies

"How to... make the perfect peanut butter sandwich" by Jeremy Tague

"Sales Guy vs. Web Dude" from thewebsiteisdown.com

"I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance" by the Black Kids

Election '08: McCain gets double bacon on his Primanti's sammitch

"Yinzes want to crack jokes abaht keeling Iranians then head dahn to Primanti's and grab a capicola and egg sammitch and a couple of arn's?"

-- John McCain on his most recent visit to Pittsburgh, PA

F you out of here!

Falco Films is now serving up a hot new dish which features a sweet and sexy "Ph".  The official announcement was made on May 1, 2008 and the re-branding took place during early summer. The change is the start of a new era for Phalco Films with new ideas, new projects and a new line-up which is guaranteed to rock your business socks.

Check out Phalco and all the deliciousness that comes with it...

Destroying Jonah Hill [Phalco's New Comedy]

Captain Foamy

Phil Ranta the Comedian

Legally Bound by 482 Crew Productions [Sarah Cornibe's acting debut!]

Mr. Bug by Dylan Stern