My name is Jeremy Tague and I am a scientist. I am also a writer, musician, artist, film maker, athlete, comedian, and all around solid dude. So don't eat my pancakes! If you do I'll write it down, put a lab coat on, make a song about you being a dick, and film a video for that song where you have big stupid ass teeth. Then I'm gonna shot put that video into your chest and draw a picture of the precise moment it hits you and you drop your ice cream. Yes, you have ice cream. Then I'm gonna tell the whole story to an audience and they will all think you are King Asshole. At that point if you are sufficiently sorry I will apologize and we can grab a beer and, you know, just chill.
Love,
Jeremy "seriously, I got dibs on those cakes" Tague
and Llama Jesus!
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