People Who Have Gone Nuts

No, this isn't about that PHONEY Joaquin Phoenix. It's about all the other fucking lunatics out there. Part of me wants to tell these cunts to go fuck a duck, but then if I had their money and their bullshit fame, I'd most likely be a lunatic too. Well not like Mel, he's just a racist asshole.

1) We have here, Spencer Pratt. I dunno what to say about this clown other than he looked okay with that beard. And that his wife's boobs are amazing. This guy has lost it.

2) We have, of course, Lohan. The girl is out to lunch. And the meal is all you can eat fuck up. And most likely cocaine for dessert. She had so much potential. Oh well, at this rate my guess is she's dead by Christmas.

3) And last but (certainly) not least, is Mel. Oh, Mel. It's over for you buddy. You're a certifiably insane bigot. And this thing with the iPhone camera, not funny. Just stupid. I'm not saying these jagoff paparazzi are any better, but Mel come on, you're Riggs!

55 days and counting...

It's been some time since we've done a Conan update. There's really not much to say other than he's keeping the beard and looking awesome. TBS. November 8th. The man returns.