Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Q & A

As you obviously know we have an election coming up in just a few short weeks. We got these two guys, Barrack Obama and John McCain, and they're both fighting hard to make it to the house that Dubya destroyed. While they continue to fight, America continues to hate. Everything from racist monkey jokes to sexist tee shirts about ladies privates. I mean face it, we're all to blame.  Well at least I know I am.  But who really gives a shit?  I mean in four weeks no one is even going to care anymore. And in four years we'll be back at it again. That's what we do, we're Americans. So coming from a cunt, who says others are cunts, who thinks monkey's are cute...well, just deal with it. And while you're dealing with it, enjoy some fun Q & A.

Question: What is a famous 2006 Christmas song about two men giving their lovers a box with their dicks inside as presents in the style of early 1990's R&B sex ballad?

Answer: Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg's "Dick In A Box"

Question: What is a 2008 song supporting a vote for change?

Answer: Justin Timberlake's impromptu remix of "Dick In A Box"

Question: Who, on November 4th, will be a dick in a box?

Answer: John McCain

Question: Who, on November 4th, will be a cunt in a box?

Answer: Sarah Palin

...Sorry. I just had to on that last one.

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