Words of Wisdom by C. Thomas Howell

Hey, Robert Downey Jr. it's me C. Thomas Howell.  Hello!  From The Outsiders.  I was Pony Boy.  "Stay Gold Pony Boy, " remember?

I hear that in your next movie you are painting your face to look like a black person.  Are you feeling alright?  I did that once and I wasn't even allowed in a McDonalds in Hollywood for 10 years.

Danson went to Bravo Italian Kitchen dressed like this...

he almost got beat to death with a linguini dish.  And he was on fucking Cheers for Christ's sake!

Don't even get me started on this fucking guy...

RIP.

I'm just saying, this is no falling asleep on your neighbor's porch ass naked. This could be trouble.  I was in a movie with Pat Swayze! Now my dad won't even return my calls. Black face ruins lives.  Believe me.  Stay Gold Robert.

-C. Thomas Howell

 

"Maybe I should get an Obama pin."