I hate to spoil a good thing, but sadly it wasn't me in the infamous "Lindsay BJ" photo which hit the web last week. I realized this when I remembered that I haven't been with a chick in over two years. What I was really looking at was a freeze frame from a dream I had the night I saw Georgia Rule. I also found out that this isn't even Lohan, just some hussy who probably was a member of Zeta Tau Alpha during college. So why are people so angry?
Well for starters no one informed Miss Lohan of the mistake, so she's pissed. According to The Sun Lohan left several messages on the voicemail of ex-lover Calum Best saying: "I can't believe you would ever fucking do this to me, I should have listened to everyone." -- or at least read the WOW Report. Opps.
As for my mom. Well she just wasn't happy with the fact that I used the word "hummer" on the same page as Mr. Rogers. She knows better than to think that I'm getting any. Sad, I know.
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