...Now this is the kind of VP that can win you some votes. She loves tools and weapons and no one is gonna question her experience... Ya knowa' I sayin'! ;)
Saturday, August 30, 2008
They Got it Right the First Time...
Researchers have recently traced the worlds oldest joke back to 1900BC... (see below)
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap"
This joke unequivocally verifies my theory that ancient Sumerians were noticeably funnier than Martin Short.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
WOW We're Famous
Thanks to the amazing Stephen Saban and our friends over at the WOW Report for another fabulous Phalco plug. Yes, you read it correctly...DESTROYING JONAH HILL is now available online for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy...
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Words of Wisdom by C. Thomas Howell
Hey, Robert Downey Jr. it's me C. Thomas Howell. Hello! From The Outsiders. I was Pony Boy. "Stay Gold Pony Boy, " remember?
RIP.
I hear that in your next movie you are painting your face to look like a black person. Are you feeling alright? I did that once and I wasn't even allowed in a McDonalds in Hollywood for 10 years.
Danson went to Bravo Italian Kitchen dressed like this...
he almost got beat to death with a linguini dish. And he was on fucking Cheers for Christ's sake!
Don't even get me started on this fucking guy...
RIP.I'm just saying, this is no falling asleep on your neighbor's porch ass naked. This could be trouble. I was in a movie with Pat Swayze! Now my dad won't even return my calls. Black face ruins lives. Believe me. Stay Gold Robert.
-C. Thomas Howell
"Maybe I should get an Obama pin."
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