Showing posts with label playoffs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label playoffs. Show all posts

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Talkin' Playoff Blues

Cincy sucks – good thing they're great at flopping in the playoffs.

New England can die – nothing better than seeing Brady go home in tears.

Baltimore is a rubbish pile – can't wait to watch them lose.

Every other team – don't care, don't care, don't care.

Steelers are still better than the Browns. Why? Because Cleveland sucks. See you in the fall bitches.


A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steelers play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steelers ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Steelers play-off tickets.
Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS!"

"I know," the man replied, "I drive all the way from Cleveland just to hear you say that!"

Sunday, January 11, 2009

We're From The Burgh


Those jaggoff's from right south of us head to Pittsburgh today for the AFC Divisional Playoff where they will face 65,000 terrible towels, 23 degrees and of course the best defense in all the land. Rumors are that Troy Polamalu hasn't stopped running in two weeks and that Ben Roethlisberger and Heinz Ward have been practicing fade routes all around the steel city. Yesterday Ward was spotted making a diving catch from one side of the Ohio River to the other. Amazing.

With a win today the Steelers will head to the AFC Championship where they will face the not-so-popular Baltimore Ravens and some jag named Flacco. It's obviously one game at a time, but knowing that those dickheads may be right around the corner feels pretty good. And with a possible McNabb win today we may be looking at a Pennsylvania Super Bowl. Oh baby does that sound good. I heard McNabb loves eating turf. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Today is San Diego. A bag full of suck that loves to lose. Go Steelers!