Daily Update with Steve Sims: The swine flu is here!

President Obama said Monday that the swine flu outbreak is a "cause for concern and requires a heightened state of alert," but is not a "cause for alarm." Former Vice President and super douche Dick Chenney on the other hand said that the swine flu is a "cause for concern and might require us to torture anyone reported with the illness."

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Is swine flu the name we want to be using? Here are some additional options/ideas:

-- Hog Flu

-- Pig Flu

-- Arnold from Green Acres Flu

-- Wilbur Flu

-- Bacon Flu

-- Kevin Bacon Flu

-- Ham Hogs Flu

-- Miss Piggy Flu

-- Pigs in a Blanket Flu

-- Curly Tail Flu

-- Oinker Flu

-- Spider Pig Flu

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In other news, American Poop writer/director and Phalco friend, Joe Kingsley was reported to be in Mexico over the weekend. No official statement has been given by Kingsley other than, "Yeah. I went to a strip club while I was there."

Joe Kingsley (photo not taken in Mexico)

Story and swine flu developing...

Happiest Day of His Life

A Picture Says A Thousand Words?

It's hard to write anything when the last week or so photo's have been telling all the stories. Everyone is obviously aware of Obama and what has been done his first week in office. And most are aware of the Pittsburgh Steelers and how awesome they are going to look this Sunday. We know about the economy and what was nominated for what. We know that today is Davie K's b-day and that tomorrow is Tuesday. We also know that this photo directly sums up how spectacular these new times are. '09 I feel ya brother.

Happy Monday folks.

Bush Is Over

It took me a day to realize it, but when I did, damn did it feel good.

Good times and noodle salad...

President Obama.

Five Time Super Bowl Champs.

Awesome.  (speaking of Wolf Parade)

Obama Fever