President Obama said Monday that the swine flu outbreak is a "cause for concern and requires a heightened state of alert," but is not a "cause for alarm." Former Vice President and super douche Dick Chenney on the other hand said that the swine flu is a "cause for concern and might require us to torture anyone reported with the illness."
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Is swine flu the name we want to be using? Here are some additional options/ideas:
-- Pig Flu
-- Arnold from Green Acres Flu
-- Wilbur Flu
-- Bacon Flu
-- Kevin Bacon Flu
-- Ham Hogs Flu
-- Miss Piggy Flu
-- Pigs in a Blanket Flu
-- Curly Tail Flu
-- Oinker Flu
-- Spider Pig Flu
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In other news, American Poop writer/director and Phalco friend, Joe Kingsley was reported to be in Mexico over the weekend. No official statement has been given by Kingsley other than, "Yeah. I went to a strip club while I was there."
Joe Kingsley (photo not taken in Mexico)
Story and swine flu developing...
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