(Originally post from www.myspace.com/falcofilms)
Two thousand and seven will forever be known as the year Falco went west. It will also be known as the year that we listened to a lot of Spoon, drank too much Soju and stared at billboards. Who would of thought that two goof balls from the Burgh could pull off such an incredible adventure? Monsieur Valentine thought we could. Hell, he's so proud of us that he's sending Captain Foamy our way for a whole new adventure. It should be quite amazing.
So what about 2008? As mentioned, our good friend and spiritual mentor, Jeremy Tague, will be joining us full time for what will probably be some of the most interesting comedy to hit Hollywood since Corey Feldman's Truth Movement. We're also planning on premiering the infamous comedy,
Destroying Jonah Hill. If you haven't already, make sure to check out the trailer online. If interested in obtaining an HD copy or for more information on the premiere of
Destroying Jonah Hill, please email our publicist -- the monkey with glasses -- at falcofilms@gmail.com.
And finally, on this eve of Christmas, one week before we ring in the New Year, we here at Falco Films would like to thank our friends. Old friends, new friends, red friends, and blue friends…
First and foremost, D. Stern – Without your wisdom, guidance, and beautiful words
Destroying Jonah Hill would of ended up being the next
Kate & Leopold. You're a good man Dylan Stern. Falco is glad to have you onboard.
Captain Foamy aka JT McThanksgiving aka Jeremy Tague – Your arrival in 2008 will not only be a wonderful asset to Falco, but also a reason for us to grow beards and create some amazing comedy. You're a rich girl!
Miss Karen & Miss Stacie – Your futon was Falco's first home on the west coast. Without you two none of this could have happened.
90 West Lounge – Our home away from home. It not only became our second home, but the place where
Destroying Jonah Hill was born.
Sarah M. Cornibe – It wasn't the same without you. But your beautiful proof reading and support from so many miles away still brought smiles to our faces.
Michelle – For being Falco's biggest fan.
The Compound – For getting us drunk, making us turkey and Dave Brock.
Geoffrey – Where would we be without you?
Tom Kay – For finally going to film school.
Spoon – For making amazing music.
Cast of
Destroying Jonah Hill – You kids and slids made the film. Thank you for your efforts and cheap salary of pizza and beer.
Clint Elhers – Falco never had a father until we came west. Thanks for the work, the support, and taking a chance on two bums from the Steel City.
The Apatow Universe – For being such a beautiful comedic inspiration. You guys are doing consistent and excellent work. Please keep it going.
Jonah Hill – Your face saved us. Thanks for being so talented and amazingly funny. Maybe someday we'll meet again. Until then, thanks for not punching Sims in the face at the Jack Oakie Celebration of Comedy.
Phil Ranta – For being Phil Ranta.
Randy Newman – For lovin' L.A.
The Dumb Dumb Twins from Nebraska – Both of your efforts and excitement for
Destroying Jonah Hill has not been overlooked. Thank you for being so kind to two guys who really aren't that nice.
Our friends and families back east – Thank you so very much for the support. You're the ones who pushed us for so long in the cold weather.
Wolfe Parade – One, for the infamous Slid Parade, which will someday get us kicked out of Hollywood, and two, because we DO believe in anything.
Best wishes to everyone this holiday season. Looking forward to seeing ya'll in 2008…"the year of hope."
2007 Fin.
xo,
Falco Films
