Breaking News Swine Flu Fans!

The World Health Organization says swine flu is over with!  Not because people have stopped getting sick but because they are changing the name!

It seems swine have little to nothing to do with contracting the virus and random pig punchings are up some 30,000 percent since the illness started.  

So, I guess it's just another boring people flu.  Which sucks because you want to be able to punch whatever the flu is named after, am I right?  Only thing, you can't punch people because "People" made laws that you can't punch people.  Pretty convenient for them I would say.  I have a feeling they have been planning this people flu for quite a while.

That's why we should name it after another animal.  We are unsusceptible to animal courts of law because we don't understand their languages... THEREFORE! punching any animal for any reason is out of the realm of jurisdiction!  

I think we should rename it the koala bear flu because those things need a good beating whether they deserve it or not.  

Rest up for the beat down stuck up Koala Bear jerk!