Phalco's Photo Fry-Day

Starring Phalco's Steven Sims & WHAT?!EVER blogger Kristy Benjamin with a special guest appearance by the totally awesome, totally cool Barrack Obama.

 

McCain/Palin = Bush's Third Term

"What are you going to do if you're elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We've got a guy like that now!"  – David Letterman to John McCain after McCain cancelled an appearance on The Late Show saying he had to return to Washington to take care of the economy but was in fact discovered to be just down the street being interviewed by Katie Couric.

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We Must Act Now

...not seven years ago.

My Humps Day

Yep. It's definitely a long one. Just remember, it's all in your mind. Cheers to the weekend almost here. Happy late night My Humps Day kids and slids. Enjoy Beck telling us how it is...

Beck - It's All In Your Mind/We Live Again

Wild Pack Of Family Dogs

Fuck me. Fuck you. It's only Tuesday!?

Well the week is underway and fall, yes fall, is here.  I couldn't believe it, but there it was.  A light breeze, cool nights and a sun that says goodnight early. Soon we'll be back an hour and running around the neighborhood looking for candy. How could fall be here? And in L.A.? Things are changing.  Times are changing.  Fortune cookies are telling.  Modest Mouse is playing.

Things you should do this week:

1) Make an interesting hot dog sandwich.

2) Hug a friend.

3) Read about something fucked up on the web.

4) Make out with a stranger.

5) Make a new friend.

6) Dance.

Enjoy your week. It might be a long one.

McCain and Palin Make a Porno

And just think, a week ago we didn't even know who she was.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

...and Kevin Smith says fuck you to the all the Jersey Girl haters.

I truly hate it when I make mistakes. It's very rare that I make them. But in this situation, the situation of me saying what movie should and will be Movie of the Year, I think I've made a huge mistake. Kevin Smith has it all. A killer cast. Rocking dialogue. And a film that doesn't feature Affleck, New Jersey or Jay and Bob.

I love all of your work Mr. Smith, but this very well could be your Raging Bull. Looking forward to October 31st.

-- Steven M. Sims

Cheeto, obviously doing his thing.

Football is here and so are the queers...

The 2008 NFL season kicks off tonight and a lot of crap is being predicted.  ESPN's Gene Wojciechowsk (no this is not a made up name) predicts Phalco's own Pittsburgh Steelers to rock the ACF North -- as expected.  Other predictions include the jagoff Patriots taking another wild Super Bowl run, the Browns dumping another Quarterback and Brett Farve cheating on John Madden with sucky Philadelphia quarterback, Donovan McNabb.