The New York Wrangler AKA John Maddens Gay Lover

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this all happened in the same week.  Wrangler must be proud.

Bernie Mac...One Bad Motherfucker...

October 5, 1957 - August 9, 2008

Words of Wisdom by C. Thomas Howell

Hey, Robert Downey Jr. it's me C. Thomas Howell.  Hello!  From The Outsiders.  I was Pony Boy.  "Stay Gold Pony Boy, " remember?

I hear that in your next movie you are painting your face to look like a black person.  Are you feeling alright?  I did that once and I wasn't even allowed in a McDonalds in Hollywood for 10 years.

Danson went to Bravo Italian Kitchen dressed like this...

he almost got beat to death with a linguini dish.  And he was on fucking Cheers for Christ's sake!

Don't even get me started on this fucking guy...

RIP.

I'm just saying, this is no falling asleep on your neighbor's porch ass naked. This could be trouble.  I was in a movie with Pat Swayze! Now my dad won't even return my calls. Black face ruins lives.  Believe me.  Stay Gold Robert.

-C. Thomas Howell

 

"Maybe I should get an Obama pin."

Seth RogEn

If I was them I wouldn't worry too much about his weed intake.  Who ever wrote this was obviously toking as well, seeing that they shit the bed and misspelled his last name.

We lived!

What would Kirk Cameron Do?

It is an exciting time crowd.  Kirk Cameron just proved that Darwin was wrong so you can count on two scoops of Jesus with your heaven flakes.  

Ok, Kirk, no amount of argument could dispute those kind of facts but will Jesus ever forgive you for this outfit?

He'd write a book!

Kirk Cameron: Still Growing

Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

You're looking at exactly what you think you're looking at.  A pants less Seth Rogen caring a passed out James Franco from a burning building.  What is this?  This is Pineapple Express. The next big thing to come from the Apatow vault of comedy gold.  And in my opinion, movie of the year.

Opening August 8, 2008, the Apatow guided duo, writers Seth Rogen and Even Goldberg, took on a new task, tackling the first action comedy to come out of the amazingly great Apatow Universe.  With ads that feature extremely stoned stars Seth Rogen and James Franco, Pineapple could and very well be the best thing to hit theaters this year.  I'm well aware of The Dark Knight and agree that it is top notch. But wasn't that expected?  Pineapple is just another scoop from the Apatow bowl of comedy and with out a doubt is going to blow people away.  If it doesn't then you can go see that crappy Star Wars animation bullshit.  Fuck you George Lucas for fucking up everything.  Pineapple Express, August 8th, check it out and TiVo the Olympics.

-- Steven M. Sims

Pineapple Express Trailer

Cheeto doing his thing?

JT found this a few months back while researching Cheetos commercial contest competition. It's youtube gold as well as Diz's request for tonight's July '83 Birthday Extravaganza.

(We promise to continue to post this for your enjoyment)

Set it...and Forget it!

For those of you that use Facebook, one of the world's premiere social networking institutions, we have good news.  The new Phalco Films fan page is up and running.  Here is the link...

Phalco Films Facebook Fan Page

For those of you that use original Nintendo, one of the world's premiere video game consoles, we have good news.  I am parting ways with a slightly used version of the now legendary Contra video game.  For purchasing info contact me on the new Phalco Films Facebook Fan Page!  Find the link above.