Fan Of The Week

 

This weeks Boil fan of the week is the lovable Mike Sims, from the Republican state of Ohio. Don't worry folks, Mike doesn't role with those right winged gay haters. But he does drive a sweet Mustang convertible that I know a certain someone would love to take for a drive but never can because it does nothing but snow in the mid-west. Maybe that Mustang will show up in Falco's driveway someday.  We can only hope.

Top -- Mike enjoying a strawberry daiquiri in fabulous Las Vegas.

Bottom -- Mike, his beautiful wife Laura and his single and handsome son enjoying some of the finer things in life.

I'll Believe In Anything

Believe in anything this weekend.  Why?  Because in my past experience, March 21, 22, & 23 have always been beautiful days.  Enjoy...

Happy Birthday Fred!

Happy 80th Birthday to my hometown buddy, the late Mr. Rogers.

My Girl

Does it really matter if this is Lindsay Lohan or not?  All I know is that it was the best hummer I've had since Cancun '05.

My Humps Day

I don't know about you, but a little Freddy Mercury always makes my week go by faster. Hopefully this helps everyone get through the last three days. (Two if your CEO is Catholic -- Thanks Jesus!)

Hollywood Studs

Actor Justin Theroux, who can be seen in HBO's excellent seven part mini-series, John Adams, will have his film writing debut this summer with the opening of Ben Stiller's, Tropic Thunder.  From the looks of his resume it seems like things are finally starting to look up for the writer/actor.

In other news, actor Mike Roach, who can currently be found sucking down white russians with a cute blonde at Brennan's Pub in Marina Del Rey, will have his film writing debut this Saturday with the premiere of Falco's own Destroying Jonah Hill.  From the looks of his resume we are not a bit surprised that he is wasted most of the time.

Tropic Thunder Trailer

Destroying Jonah Hill Trailer

WOW, you look just like Jonah Hill...

Thanks to my good friend and editor of the WOW Report, Stephen Saban, for helping plug Falco's newest comedy, 'Destroying Jonah Hill', which screens for the first time this Saturday, March 22nd in Los Angeles, California.

Jack is Back

Jack Black will be hosting this year's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards live from Hollywood, California on Saturday, March 29, 2008.  An inside source who worked with Black says he likes Dr. Pepper.  The inside source is also handsome, single and has no direct contact with Jack.  (Of course while booming him I'm pretty sure he laughed at my slime sound joke.  I know Liam Lynch did.)

Your Dad!

Falco friends, Jonah Hill & Jeremy Tague, enjoy an old stand by...fucking your dad. Tague of course chooses to cover his identity while admitting to the shocking act, while former New York governor, Eliot Spitzer, still wonders why he didn't consider using a pineapple head while enjoying his time with Ashley Durpe.

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